Warning, do not take this lightly. This is a serious condition. Symptoms consist of fawning, procrastination, utmost admiration, and uncontrollable sighing. The Cure? None. So far, it seems that we are doomed to fall into a deep abyss of nothing but seeking and following said subject 'till the end whist detaching ourselves from reality with nothing to stare at but the glaring bright screen of YouTube, Allkpop, Google images, etc. This ladies and gentlemen, is what I call...The Onew Complex.
Taking the liberty to analyze the issue at hand, I was able to pick up some noticeable traits.
Number 1: His smile...
- It's doubtful that anyone can resist him when he smiles. It's...dare I say...infectious. Just one look alone makes you want to sigh and grin right along with him.
- Better known as "The Onew Condition", I say this is what makes him different from all the other idols. He can be funny, without intentionally trying to be. Just the way he behaves is so cute! He's a natural. (I highly suggest watching Hello Baby by the way, Onew was the funniest to watch :] ).
- I know I already mentioned that he's cute, but it wasn't enough. He's just too cute! (Is the possible?) Currently I'm on a strict diet consisting of no fried food, but Onew is making it all too tempting.
- You know, I take back my statement before about Onew not being sexy, on the account that the first picture, he's actually pretty hot haha. But yeah, give him a blazer, trench, skinny pants, vests, you name it, he can pull it off. Hey, he's already looking really good in glasses.
Honestly, I could list all the reasons why we like Onew so much, but I fear it'll take almost an entire page of this blog.
Let's face it, Onew has captured our hearts. He's in one word...ideal.